***Wanna hear something embarrassing that happened to me? I was out in a crowd recently and saw a young guy wearing a tee shirt with a sweet sentiment on it. It said: "You're #1 on my to-do list." Of course I took it to mean that you are top-priority to me. You know, you come first before all the things that I have to tend to. So of course being the friendly, chatty person that I am, I said "I really like your tee shirt. Very sweet." He looked at me like I had two heads. So I just smiled and said something like "Okay, uh, take it easy." And I got out of there. Then it hit me. Lol!