No this isn't my porch. It's a Mexican restaurant south of Stockbridge, MA, a very classic New England "white clapboard with black shutters" town. The inside is just as colorful! But from the street, it's just a quiet pale yellow house. Oh, with bright yellow columns. :)
I can imagine my painter asking me, "So, you want everything white?"
"No," I reply, "I'm thinking bright orange, hot pink, electric yellow, and a creamy yellow."