"Can't afford a long arm quilting machine? Want that hand quilted look without spending all the time? The short-arm QUILTER is for you. This machine can hand quilt a king size quilt in minutes at over 3.5 sps (stitches per second).
Adjustable built in stitch regulator determines the stitch length. Choose from these 5 settings:
Import . . . 2 stitches per inch
10ft test . . 6 stitches per inch
Grandma. . 8 stitches per inch
Amish . . . 12 stitches per inch
Husband . . Inconsistant"
This was on Quilter's Warehouse, April Fool's Day 2008. Here is the link: http://quilterswarehouse.com/p-12098-short-arm-quilter-april-fools-08-by-af-enterprises.aspx
Thank you to Highway Cottage for telling us about this. Her blog is: http://www.highwaycottage.wordpress.com/.